I like to think that I don't feel uncomfortable all the time. But in my charming little brother's words, "Ethan, everything makes you uncomfortable." I've decided for your reading pleasure to jot down a brief list of some of the things that over the years have made me utter the words, "that makes me uncomfortable." Bear in mind that this list is not necessarily a list of things that I hate, despise, loathe and wish ill of. Some of these things I have great respect or even love for. For a detailed description of why any of these things make me uncomfortable, feel free to shoot me an email. I've excluded anything painfully obvious like pooping my pants or public speaking. Enjoy!
Things that make me uncomfortable:
Old people
Milk
Disobeying signs
Flamboyancy
Farting in airplanes
Vaginal situations (excluding birth)
Sleeves below the elbow
Desperate sexual advances
Unattended children
Most teen-aged girls
Glaring inaccuracy of authority figures
Being a passenger in a moving vehicle
Cats
Fitting Rooms
Wal-Mart
Gas stations
Gyms
Bad posture
People being inappropriately comfortable
Biking
Going to public pools
Jaywalking
Shrimp
:D Ethan, I love this.
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